Mr. Smith goes to the doctor's office to collect his wife's test results.
The receptionist says, "I'm sorry, sir, but there has
been a bit of a mix-up and we have a problem.
When we sent thesamples from your wife to the lab, the samples from another Mrs. Smith were sent as well and we are now uncertain which one is your wife's. Frankly, it's either bad news or terrible news!"
What do you mean?" said Mr. Smith.
"Well, one Mrs. Smith tested positive for Alzheimer's, and the other tested positive for AIDS. We can't tell which is your wife's test."
That's terrible!" said Mr. Smith. "Can we do the test over?"
"Normally,yes. But you're on Discovery Health, and they won't pay for these testsmore than once."
"What am I supposed to do now?" said Mr. Smith
"Discovery recommends that you drop your wife off in the middle oftown.If she finds her way home, don't sleep with her."